I'm Beth. I once got paid to write pretty things for lovely people, but now I earn no money in exchange for pouring juice and changing diapers. (Yeah, yeah, I get paid in love, but you can't spend that at Target.) This blog is a pro bono project for my sanity, which is predictably too cheap to pay. My girls, MJ, 3, and Little L, 16 mos, will no doubt hate me for it later. I also blog at Triangle Mom2Mom, where we rock this party eight days a week.